How to tweeze a man's eyebrows.

Step One: Lock all of the doors -- he will try to escape. Convince him that it is the right decision and that you are not the evil tweezer lady (even though you are.) After all, glittery eyeshadow looks weird over hairy man brows!

Step Two: Catch him. Use any means possible. Bait him with peanut butter or whiskey.

 Step Three: Offer a bribe or a reward. Show him that you have done everything to make him comfortable. Give him a sleeve to chew on and a towel to grab. If you don't, he will squeeze the crap out of you and no matter how skinny and girlish he looks, boys are strong and it hurts!

Step Three: Prep his skin. Remember, men are huge babies when it comes to pain so humor him by holding an ice cube on his eye brow before you start. It doesn't really do anything, but he'll think that you "care about his feelings" and that you aren't laughing hysterically on the inside.

Step Four: Once he is somewhat relaxed, put one hand behind his neck. Don't move too fast or you will startle him! Smile a lot, giggle, and crack some jokes. Once you have him in a lose headlock, you can start tweezing.

Step Five: Tweeze as fast as you can! Don't give him time to cry. If you have to, tighten your anaconda grip and don't let go! You're doing him a favor. Giving him time to dwell on the pain makes it worse. Expect a Oscar worthy Best Drama performance! He will act like you are killing him. Focus on your tweezing and don't get distracted by all of the hilarious faces hes making. If you can, try to greet his pain with sympathy, keep your laughter on the inside.

Step Six: When you are all done shove him in front of a mirror. Tell him how beautiful he looks! Don't give him anytime to collapse into himself and cry. He'll be so distracted by his beauty that he will forget all about it! Pat yourself on the back for a job well done!

Manscaping is dangerous. It is a sport and it is not for the faint of heart! Good luck to you!

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