Here are a few examples of how being a Librarian for a year helped shape my negative opinion of men. How am I ever suppose to take one seriously again? I'm not sure. Here is short list of some observations I made.
1. When a man walks into a library, he is stepping onto the real life set of his favorite Porno! Congrats! You have been cast as the kinky Librarian and you didn't even know it!
2. Men only think about sex. Whenever I would go out with a guy the first question they would ask about my job was "Do you wear glasses?" ...this of course followed by a giant retard smile. Contain your rage and be thankful you are not a Library Science Major.
4. Men are confident when acting out a fantasy. A man who would normally crumble at the sight of a woman is suddenly chalked full of confidence and testosterone! Men would write their numbers down, and "gift" them to me! That is after all why we keep those tiny pencils on our desks.
5. A man once said to me while I was shelving books:
him: Do you want to sit on my shoulders?
me: WHAT?
him: OH NO NO I just mean you remind me of my Mom...
me: *Look of horror and disgust*
him: No...it's just... my mom is really short and you're really short! I just meant if you need any help reaching...any...thing....*sigh*
me: Never, ever speak to me directly ever again. I should kick you out but I'm busy.
6. Guys would text me "Wow, I would definitely go read if it means I get to see you ;)" Not a compliment. I don't care if you never read. Continue with your non-reading life style and become as stupid as possible!
Tip : If you are going to a library to perv-out make sure your book is right side up! Remember, we read from left to right ;)
* This blog was written by a greasy and inappropriate Feather...in glasses!
Sometimes men are just freaky...O.O But LOL!!!! :D
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